Joe Lunch Buckett's Simple, 10 Step Solution To Iraq

Here it is:9. It will democratize, instead of monopolize, Iraq's
1. Give the people of Iraq a direct ownershipfledgling free market economy and it will create
stake in the oil that's being pumped out of theirnatural setting in which the political democracy
land.that most Americans claim to support, will be
2. Form a corporation and give all Iraqi citizensactively encouraged to take root.
equal shares.10. It will also demonstrate to the rest of the
3. As owners of the corporation they canworld (and to large segments of a cynical
contract with Shell, Exxon, or others to developAmerican public) that the American people did not
and market the oil.attack Iraq for the benefit of a few oil barons
4. Start pumping and selling oil on the freehere in the US or around the world.
market, generate billions in revenue.Now a proposal along these lines was recently
5. Then start writing out monthly dividend checkssuggested by Senator Chuck Hagel (Republican,
to each new shareholder, starting immediately,Nebraska), and presented to President Bush
today!before the arrival of Iraq's Interim Prime Minister.
6. The effect will be to make the people of IraqBush has yet to comment. But while he hesitates,
partners in the corporation, and it will give them aindividual American soldiers, (along with Iraqi's) are
reason to defend the oil fields from terroristsdying or being wounded, families are suffering, and
because they will be defending something theybillions of dollars are being loaded on the backs of
own and benefit from. In other words, they'll havefuture generations.
a real, live stake in the outcome.However, if this simple ten point solution makes
7. Furthermore this solution resolves the problemas much sense to you as it does to Senator
of unemployment in Iraq, which has beenHagel, and to me Joe L. Buckett, then I suggest
epidemic ever since we started bombing them 36you write your Congressmen right now and urge
months ago. You will also be pumping money inthem to support it. Tell them also that you see
their economy, creating demand for goods andthis as a long term, systematic deterrent to the
services, and jump starting their economyterrorism growing in the Middle East and see if
immediately.you get a response.
8. On the other side of the world it will stem theFor the moment, let's call it THE PARTNERSHIP
sea of red ink (over a billion per week) that'sACT, and on behalf of the people of the world,
flowing out of the US treasury, which threatenslet's ask the American people to take a solid
to burden future generations with debt, andstand in the name of democracy for Iraq. Let's
undermine our own economy for decades todo it right now and avoid procrastinating any
come.further in this time of immediate crisis.